Eventually, this game has to have its own poem, right? 😉
The Ground Is Lava
Don’t touch the ground, whatever you do
You’ll be burned by what’s there and you’ll die
And I’d keep to the couches if I were you
Or the end of your short life is nigh
The ground is now lava
The flooring is molten
The carpet is broiling hot.
Tie together a pillow raft
Scoot in a chair
Escape with whatever you’ve got
Socks won’t protect you and shoes will not save
The lava will burn through them all.
Balancing on the wall trimming works for a bit
Just be careful and try not to fall.
Climb up the stair rail
Slide on old toys
Make a safe path with baskets and books
Scootch away in a laundry bin
Row with a spatula
Don’t be fooled by the floor’s harmless looks
And if, heaven forbid, you do happen to fall
Your body falls splat on the ground . . .
I don’t think that counted
Guys, that wasn’t fair. We need to just restart the round.
And this just made me laugh too hard:
Hope you liked it!
13 thoughts on “The Ground Is Lava”
“Blow Me Away” by Breaking Benjamin. I don’t recognize the picture, though. 😛
You made me want to write a short story where Team TARDIS is playing “The Floor Is Lava” and every time the Doctor sets foot on the floor the TARDIS gives him a mild shock, like scuffing your socks on carpet and zapping your friend, and the others all giggle whenever he gives the TARDIS a hurt look X-D
I think the picture is from Studio C.
XD that would be pretty funny…
Oh wow. X-D
Did you see their Doctor Who and/or time travel parodies? X-D It’s hilarious. The Doctor saves the world from the invention of the horrific air horn. X-D
Haha! XD Niiice…
YES X-D And the other one he tells these guys that they’re infringing copyright… X-D
LOVED it! XD
Thanks! 😀 I was giggling while writing it. 😉
The ending is pretty much how all our games of that came to an end. 😛
Now I wish I had little siblings to play this with. It’s been a long time since I’ve played. xD
Yep! 😀 They’re pretty awesome.
You’ve captured the pandemonium perfectly!