I have some bittersweet news to share today.
After much deliberation, I have decided to pursue my true calling. And that, sadly, will leave this blog on the wayside.
What is this new calling, you may ask?
Well, I’ve told you many times about my scientific genius brother, Peter…
Anyway, he and I have been talking and I believe he has figured out a way to make time travel possible. But the thing is that his theory needs a lot of work and dedication to make it happen.
And Peter is only 8.
So, he needs my help.
Family first, guys.
This is the opportunity of a lifetime and I really feel like this is what I should be doing at this time in my life, so after a lot of prayer (and mathematical calculations) I’ve taken my position on Peter’s team alongside John, James and Isaiah.
While they are preparing the Huggies box for hyperspace, Peter and I shall be calculating many things and figuring out the bumps in the process. My additional jobs will be prepping the chimps for experimental injections, throwing shoes at rival scientists, hiring bodyguards and chronicling our scientific advances on a new blog. (Lots of fun mathematical terms you’ll probably have to look up on wikipedia, so that’ll be extra fun.)
This is a time of sadness, but also joy. It’s about time humanity got time travel figured out, and I will be part of that new frontier. I’ll miss you all horribly, but you still can keep up with our progress on the new blog I’ll link below.
In the meantime, keep your eyes out and don’t be alarmed if a crazy-haired teenage girl and four little boys in a diaper box start randomly showing up in history books.
And who knows? We might even visit you sometime.
I bid you all a fond farewell,
Here’s the new blog, if you want to keep up with us: The Time Travel Diaries